- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying a helicopter? A pilot.

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

If u see a guy with a buzz cut and earrings what would u ask? R u a girl with cancer

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Why did Mary fall of the tire swing? Because she's a dumbass

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are not very intelligent and was scared by a shadow. The chicken's survival instincts caused it to cross the road, away from the shadow. The chicken crossed the road safely, and is now happily pecking at worms.

What do you call two homosexuals in fancy hats? It depends, you have to ask their names first.

Not much of an anti joke but here we go... - What do you get when you cross a jew and a potato? - A Baked potato!

A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

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A Muslim get's on a plain. He is heading to Spain, and has a lovely time.

A man fuffers srom lysdexiea

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

Two chemists walk into a bar. The first says, "I'd like some H2O" The second says "I'd like some H2O as well." Nobody dies.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

What's the difference between me and a ghost? Ghosts aren't Dolphins!

Why was the jewish girl happy? Her pussy was wet!

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