Take my wife- to the store.

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obama is a good president

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A man walks into a bar... and recieves a concusion and short-term memory loss

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Does this napkin chloroform?

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Why did the blonde fall off of the swing? Because someone threw a machete and it made contact with her skull, thus causing a painful break and rapid blood loss, making it virtually impossible to remain sitting upright.

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Ask me if I'm a giraffe Are you a giraffe? Yes

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What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

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Why was little Johnny sad? His parents were killed in an awful fire

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What did the black man get on his SAT's? -Barbecue sauce

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what did the girl do when she saw a spider in her bathroom? she peed.

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says .... Hey, you shouldn't be in here; you're a big and powerful animal and any sudden movement could be dangerous for anyone around you. You have sharp hooves and we don't carry anything ergonomically designed for you to actually drink out of ... so, it's probably best that you just go ahead and get out of here. The irishman at the bar says to the bartender: Why are you talking to a horse as if it can understand you? They do not understand the spoken word and do not have the vocal chords to reply.

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Whats worse than the holocaust??having a downstndrome for a child

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George Bush does not care about black people.

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What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

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What did the orphan boy get for his birthday? The extermination of his race.

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A robbery occurred at Temple University, the perpetrator is an African-American male, 5'11", wearing jeans and a black sweatshirt. Be on the look out and notify the police if seen

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What is worse

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You might be a redneck if you are from a rural area and act as such.

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Why did Doris fall down the stairs? Because she was a stupid, uncoordinated old hag with no control over her bladder.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

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Friend: I said pass the juice, not gas the jews! Hitler: Oh.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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