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wat did the candle say to the lighter? nothing candles cant speak because they are inamimate objects, even so i think a candle would just scream anyway, would you buy a screaming candle?

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A Jew, a Muslim, and a homosexual jump from a cliff to see who gets to the bottom first. Who wins? Society.

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your mamma so fat she is homosexual... hahaha to bad u will get last in her

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A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

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What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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Obama

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What's there like a good neighbor? Your neighbor

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What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

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Roses are red, Violets are blueish, Without Hitler, We'd all be Jewish.

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toast points

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What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkled? Because if they were small, white, and round they'd be called aspirin.

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What s faster than a black guy with a TV? His brother with a VCR.

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What did the bubble do to the wall? Nothing it is a Bubble.

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Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

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A black man and an asian woman have a baby. Then a hispanic and a native american have a baby. Their babies have a baby. What is the baby? Society's worst nightmare.

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What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Not black berries because black berries come from a bush.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who keeps shitting in my garden?

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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why did the baby bird fall out of the nest? while the mother bird was away a cat knocked over the nest. needless to say the baby bird died.

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