Shortest Joke in the World? Well, just look down.

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Women's sports.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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GONNA

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool? A: A man with no arms or legs in a pool.

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A man is driving home from work. he realizes he left his suitcase back at the office. he turns around and drives back to the office. he walks in the office and grabs his suitcase, and as he's walking out he's stopped by his boss. his boss simply asks "what are you doing in the office at this time, Eric?" the man replies to his boss " sorry sir i was just grabbing my suitcase as i forgot to bring it as i was leaving work" his boss lets him pass " okay Eric, have a good night" the man get back in his car and drives home. but on his way home a pedestrian runs in front of the road. the man runs him over unintentionly. the man is jailed with manslaughter for 4 and a half years

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Girl: Do you like me :D Boy: No Girl: =( Boy: You didn'y ask me if i loved you Girl: :D Do you love me Boy: Naw

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How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

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Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

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If there are 3 black men as passengers in a car, who is driving? The person who is operating the vehicle.

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George Bush.

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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? 1

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How many Grand Jurists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Depends on if it was a cop that snuffed out the light bulb.

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what do you call a slave with a dream of being free? whatever his name happens to be

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You: I have a really funny Knock Knock joke but you have to start it. Someone Else: Okay, Knock Knock You: Who's there? (now watch their face as they become confused)

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Knock knock. Who's there? Becca. I just found out i have aids, so you should probably get yourself checked out.

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What do you call an indian who is underwater? A scuba diver.

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Why was the black man pulled over? He was going 10 miles over the speed limit.

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what is the differents between a baby and a watermelon one is fun to hit the other is just a watermelon

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What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

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why did Max cry??? chicken

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What's brown and sticky? Poo

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A guy comes to a doctor and says: - Doctor, lately I'm having this dream where I kill my father and rape my mother. What does it mean? - Nothing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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