- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Wanna hear a joke? A joke.

Susie has Autism

Why don't Mexicans sneak back across the border? Because there are more opportunities and free stuff here. Why would they want to leave, especially at the risk of getting caught for crossing in a sneaky fashion?

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

A pregnant woman is about to deliver. Both she and her husband are very excited about their first child being born. Then, it turn out that their baby has a rare deformation and has no limbs at all. They still love him

Q: What's the longest word in the dictionary? A: According to the Oxford English Dictionary (second edition), it is "Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism."

Why did the cancerous elephant cross the road?

A young girl walks out of a bar then gets raped.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? I don't Know, but we should inform the RSPCA.

what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What are the things that define you? The things that define you.

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

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What do call someone who kills their own children? Casey Anthony

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings.

What's better than winning a medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why was Sally a bad driver? Because she rarely signals and never checked her blind spots.

Flab

A scottish and a mexican were walking on the streets when the mexican got hit by a car. The scottish man called the ambulance and walkked away.

Why Was my mommy gone last night? -cause I ****ed her

What is brown and sticky? The substance used to line your stomach when getting your stomach pumped.

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