What is brown and sticky? Poop

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Why was poor justin killed His mother kicked him into a pool of blood-thirsty aligators.

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Did you hear about the elderly bank robber? Me neither.

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Some people are like Slinkies: they get really boring after a while.

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whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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A fat boy walked into a party

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Two Haitians walk into a bar and it collapses

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like my drawing of a white person?

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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This is my rifle, this is my gun, one is for shooting, the other is decorative.

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How do you make a baby cry? You throw a brick at it. How do you make it stop crying? You throw another brick at it.

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

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Brian Singmaster. Look him up, he's cute.

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A black man and a mexican jump from a tree. Who hits the ground first? The mexican. The black man had a rope tied around his neck.

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Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was on his way to a friends house, after being kicked out yet again because his parents are homophobes and can't come to terms with his sexual preferences. When he got there, his friend was already asleep and he had to sleep in the gutter. He then got a cold and died because his immune system had been weakened by aids. His parents still didn't accept him, and didn't go to his funeral.

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What's white and sticky? Glue

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A horse walks into a glue factory..

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What do you call a muslim? A terrorist

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Is this a chair?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

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Whats worse than a paper cut? AIDS.

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I see says the blind man " no you don't" replied the deaf man... In the other room

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Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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