What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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Why did the leper go back into the shower? he missed a spot.

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What is the way to a woman's heart? Through her chest cavity.

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I ate your horse.

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What do you call a woman not in the kitchen? Her name.

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whats red and falls from a tree an apple

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What is the difference between Batman and a black man? Their skin color and bank accounts.

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I have to tell you something. What? I just told you something.

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A jew, an Arab, and A Scientist walk into a bar. The arab self explodes and kills them all

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A Black man, a Mexican, and a Midget, get in a car. They drive to the county fair and get snow cones and have a really fun time.

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What does Pontiac stand for - People Of Normal Thinking Intelligence Acting Classy

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Neither has he.

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They give psychiatric patients acting classes in order for them to express and as such heal themselves? Excuse me fucktard! A guy that has deluded himself into believing he is the 11.356th Napoleon does not require further acting classes!

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Whats worse than a bee sting? - Two bee stings Whats worse than two bee stings? -The Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? -Three bee stings

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Yo mama's so stupid, she put the baby in the microwave

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The man from Poland was so dumb he was eligible to live in a supervised group home.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Lil' Wayne

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Immediately following his inauguration, Bush called Obama into the oval office for a private meeting and some words of advice. Bush and Obama shook hands as gentlemen do and then Bush asked if Obama wanted to hear a joke. Obama eagerly said yes, "Good..." Bush said, handing Obama a battered copy of the United States Constitution, "...the joke is in your hands", and with that Bush turned and left.

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Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

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Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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