Q: How many Jew does it take to change a light bulb? Here is the answer: A: A lightbulb cannot be changed, it either is or isn't. Do you mean replace a burned-out bulb with a new one? Here, in this case, with design, logistics, manufacturing, marketing of just that single bulb- there are many people involved. It could be argued that we all play some small part in the process. ------ Nothing to see here, end of the joke. :)

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Why couldnt Jimmy swing on the swing? because Jimmy's a fish

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What's blue and can't have sex? A blueberry

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Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

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What do you call a pickle with a cape? A pickle with a cape

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What do you call a black man that is working on a farm? A farmer.

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roses are flowers violets are too violets are purple not fuing blue

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Q: How much does a hipster weigh? A: It varies largely by hipster, the same way it does with any other person.

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Why wasn't Justin Bieber allowed in the men's bathroom? It was closed for maintenance.

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What did the deaf guy say to the other deaf guy? What?

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Beans beans, they're good for your heart, the more you eat the less at risk you become to such health problems as diabetes and heart attacks. The increased carbohydrates and antioxidant properties maintain a manageable balance for the body's digestive system to maintain a good constant internal environment.

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Ken: Your dog is sick, he needs to see a vet. Megan: Omg, what is it? Ken: It's a medical person who treats animals.

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Yo mama so ugly... She never got married because most men found it hard to marry her because of her looks

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What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

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What did the white guy say to the black guy wearing a black T-shirt? That's a very nice shirt.

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What's better than Westboro Church? Committing over 9000 sins.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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Guess What? What? Get in the van.

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What is worse than a Catholic priest being caught red handed raping 7 kids? 1. Thou shall not steal. 2. Thou shall be kindeth to thy neigbour... 3. Not attending to church is a sin... Moral: Catholic priests need to get their priorities straight... or gay, just not pedo!

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Yo mama's so fat that when she was diagnosed with a flesh eating disease she was given 10 years to live.

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Yo mama so fat,we are all very concerned for her health.

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Since little kids sleep with stuffed bears, do bears sleep with stuffed humans?

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Why did the blind man commit suicide? Cause his wife was so ugly he went blind and become depressed a shot himself...twice.

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Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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