What do you call a pregnant girl? Your Ex

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Q: What came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The egg, dinosaurs reproduced long before chickens existed.

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dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

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Why was the little girl lying on the floor. Because she got shot.

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Hey, do you want to play the r.a.p.e game ? NO! That's the spirit

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Oprah is black and the richest women in the world!!!

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What did the poor guy get for christmas? The homeless guy.

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Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no arms. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it had no legs. Why did the refrigerator fall out of the tree? Because its not suppost to be in the tree. Why did susy fall off her bike? Because she was hit by 2 monkeys and a refrigerator!

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A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

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"Hell nahhh I called shotgun" -Rosa Parks

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Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

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Why is Joel so gay and skinny? He was raised by goats with eating disorders.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw a fridge at it

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Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Amy Winehouse has been sober for 2 weeks now.

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Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Not Steve Jobs.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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How do Ethiopians celebrate Christmas? They don't there to worried about dying from Aids and starvation

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On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, AIDS

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What do you call a wine-o? A Alco-colic.

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What is the most common cause of pedophilia? Sexy kids.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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