What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

George Bush does not care about black people.

What did one gorilla say to the other? Urgh.

whats pale and white your ass.

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What did the priest get for Christmas? Herpes

robin, get in the car.

How do you make a homeless man cry? you throw away his trash.

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

Hey, we're both lawyers.

Funny joke to play on an elderly woman: Take her cane and push her In front of a bus.

What is blue and smells like red paint? Blue paint!

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Your mother is so fat that when she passes in front of the tv, I lose 3 seasons of the series

Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

There was a seal and polar bear on the same iceberg. The polar bear turns to the seal and says "Roar!!" Then the polar bear ate the seal.

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What did the 85 year old man do after having the sex of his life? He found out he had AIDS.

What's white and sticky? A sticky polar bear.

What did the little girls who's parents died in a car accident get for her birthday? Foster Parents

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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