Did you know every 46 seconds somebody commits suicide Thumbs up for pancakes!

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Chuck Norris died.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not sally

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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How do you make a teacher cry? Shit in their water bottle.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a woman. Why couldn't hellen Keller have fun at the zoo? She was blind and deaf.

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What did the teacher tell the failing student? You will most likely be kicked out of our school and have no further education and be subjected to a low-level career.

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your mom is so lesbian that in prder to have you she planted a seed in her vagina because she refused to have sex with a man

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I'm so hungry I feel I would be able to ingest large quantities of food.

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Why are black people so good at sports? Because there black.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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two men are walking and nobody falls becouse they use a power balance

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

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knock knock use the doorbell. our door has a hive of bees in it. three ambulances and a pest control squad was at the house five minutes later.

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what did the frog say to the princess? nothing because frogs do not possess sufficient linguistic skills to communicate with humans

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How do you get them out? Tortilla chips

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roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

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How do u shit With ur ass

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What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

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What time is it? Actually, that sentence is grammatically wrong: what is IT?

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what's white on top and black on the bottom? Society

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what's worse than one scoop of ice crea falling on the floor? - the holocaust what's worse than two scoops of ice cream falling on the floor? - nothing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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