- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

So a black man walked into a bar and ordered a drink. He payed for the drink and couldn't have been more courteous

Why did the baby cross the road? His parents were drug addicts, and didn't pay him any attention.

What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

Why did the gorilla leave the zoo? He didn't, he was released.

What is Chris Benoit up to? Just hangin'

A friend of yours tells you his version of The Aristocrats. You just wasted about 5-20 minutes of your life.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

Why did the Nigger fuck shit? He was a shit fucking Nigger.

A man walks into a bar. Realizing that he left his keys in his car, he called a locksmith to unlock the doors. He did not have money to pay this locksmith and was put in prison for his large sums of debt. He was shanked by a fellow inmate and died a few days later in the prison's hospital ward.

What's retarded and comes from Eygelshoven? Roel van den Elzen

Knock Knock Who's there? Hitler. Good.

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

Why was Jim gay? Because he liked penis.

Why did little Johnny eat his homework? Because his family is very poor and he rarely eats.

A shark walks into a bar and the bartender says Why the bloody face? The shark replies by saying my wife beat me with a stick. Considering that sharks cant talk, the bartender ends up going to the doctor to see if he may be dillousinal.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. No, the Holocaust never happened, you're an idiot.

A black guy, a mexican, and a jew walk in a bar. The mexican had to go to the bathroom. He asked the bartender where the bathroom was and she directed him down the hall where he pooped in quietly.

GUYS! I GOT AN A IN MY PIANO EXAM!!!!!

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