- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Do you know why your mom is so bold? Becaus she's got cancer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Why is there no African food restaurants in America? Because Africa doesnt have food to begin with

What is the same about a girrafe, and an ant? They are both REALLY tall. Except for the ant, sorry I lied.

A fat boy walked into a party

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? Peanut butter is a food paste made primarily from dry roasted peanuts, while jam is a product made with whole fruit, that is cut into pieces or crushed.

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

Mr. Burns sex scandal.

Why did a guy with schizophrenia does it take to walks into a bar.

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

It's your mother, open the door.

I walked down the street. I picked up a quarter. It was shiny. Then I walked to school. I finished school, so I walked home, did my homework, and went to bed. Lesson learned: quadratic formula

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

anti jokes are like dogs They both rhyme with Maths

How do you get a guitar player to play softer? Ask them politely to turn down their volume.

What is samios' favorite position? ;) Full back... In the bum.

Knock knock Who's there Ummmm....me u r looking right at me O yeah Ummm... Now what U knocked? No. O Ye Ok Alright cya

What do you see when the Pillsbury Dough Boy bends over? I don't know, I don't look when he bends over because I don't like him like that. He's just a friend, that's all.

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