A wealthy businessman gets into an elevator with a poor, ragged janitor. They take the elevator up 19 floors. As the businessman leaves the elevator, he turns to the janitor and says, "Good day to you, sir."

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Where did the eight year old go during the Boston bombing? Everywhere.

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What flys? A fly

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8===========D O:

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What's better than Justin Bieber's new hit single, "Baby"? Everything

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

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So i was walking down the street and this guy was really excited. I said "what is so Exciting?" He said "i just saw Justin bieber kiss a girl."

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a man walks into a bar, and says "can i get a beer please?" the bartender hands him his beer, and as soon as the man starts to take a drink, the man dies of a massive heart attack because of his unhealthy lifestyle

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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A man comes home from the office, walks inside and hangs up his coat and hat at the door. He walks into the kitchen to find his wife has not made dinner instead she is drinking with friends, she tells him that she would have made dinner but she didnt want to. Furious, the man storms to the door, grabs his coat and leaves... He gets in his car and drives down to the pub. Sitting there drinking his beer, trying to calm down he finds a peice of paper tucked into his coat pocket, he unfolds it and reads it. It turns out to be a memo he wrote to remind himself at work that day.

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Your moms so fat, she's not skinny

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

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Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

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"Knock, Knock" "Go away, I have a lot of stuff to do right now and knock knock jokes suck."

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If you want to paint a wall red, what is the fastest way to paint it with a crying baby? The baby will get very annoying and delay your wall from being painted so you put it in its crib in another room until you are done.

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Two gay guys go into a bedroom, in different houses at different times.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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Why was the little kid bullied? Because his name was Hugh Jass.

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two guys are waiting at a train station...6 hours later one guy turns to the other and says "train aint coming"

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Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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