- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dog with no legs? You don't, it won't come.

What did the girl with no arms get for Christmas? Mittens

A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

What's black, over twelve inches long, and has a hard time fitting in tight spaces? my double stroller.

If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

Yo mamma is so fat, when Dracula bit her, he got type 2 diabetes.

Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

why was the boy crying? ... because he had a frog stapled yo his face.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

sticks and stones may break my bones but cataracts will prohibit you from eyesight

I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

Why doesn't stevie wonder play snooker? Because it's not very popular in the US.

What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

Whats sad about 3 mexicans getting hit by a train They were remodeling my kitchen

What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

Q: Why did the monkey climb a tree? A: To avoid predators.

What did the black man, chinese man, and mexican man all have in common? They all happened to enjoy cantaloupe.

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