- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop a skunk from smelling? Block its nose.

Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock? Who's there? Orange. Orange WHO? Knock knock? WHO'S THERE?! Orange Williams. Sorry, I suffer from debilitating OCD.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Due the limited cognitive ability and a lack of critical thinking skills, the chicken mistakenly ventured across the road in search of grain. Luckily the chicken was not injured on this occasion, however other chickens may not be so lucky in the future.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? Silence

Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ow."

"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

what does a nazi and the witch from hansel and gretal have in common, they both put people in ovens.

Where's my tractor?

Compton

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

whats pale and white your ass.

How can you confuse a blonde? Give her a calculus worksheet that she hasn't learned how to do.

Q:what do you call a black guy with a gun A:racial equality in our nations armed forces

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

Why was the black man shot, He resisted against a highly political challenger. Unfortunately for him the Armenian politician was not a very nice guy.

What's worse than an empty bottle of Yoohoo? Literally nothing.

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

A man and a chicken walk into a bar... I forgot the rest of the joke .... YOUR MUMS A WHORE

A whale walks into a bar, everyone says Hey, Ashely!

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