a little girl is playing outside of her house when i man in a van approaches her and stops to ask if the girl will help him find his puppy and that he has some gandy. seeing as the girl has a great love for animals she gets in the van. the man and the little girl drive around until they find the puppy. the man is so overjoyed her rewards the girl with candy. he then drives her back to her house and she feels wonderful having helped the man find his puppy. the end.

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Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

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What does a person say before they die? Whatever their last word is

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People talk about how there grandparents was in the holocaust well my grandpa was to he died. How he fell off the guard tower.

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Why couldn't JImmy walk to school? A:Jimmy is in a wheelchair.

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What happened when the Asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

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What did the racist slave owner do when his slave refused to complete his task? Asked him nicely until the task was completed.

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Robin, get in the Batmobile.

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Whats worse than getting mugged? Getting mugged twice.

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Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

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cms.......?????

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Congratulations you just won a greencard to the USA! YES YOU BETTER BELIEVE IT! WELCOME TO: UNCLEAN SOUTH ARABIA. Press green thumb below = greencard. no srslsy.

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Q: Where do you find a dog with no legs? A: Probably right where you left him, since animals with no appendages have no way of mobility

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What do you get when you divide 60000 by 30? A Number

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What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

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Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

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Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a log? I think the better question is why are you mixing those two things together?

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What did the man from Hiroshima see when he looked up at the sky on August 6th, 1945? Some birds.

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What do you call a group of black gentle men running down a hill A group of black gentle men running down a hill

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What's faster than a Mexican running away with your T.V.? An Airplane

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Why didn't the 34 year old woman fit into some size 14 jeans? Because she was size 16.

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What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

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