Asians

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How can an iPhone play music? It has a built in iPod installed.

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What happens when you shoot a black man? You go to prison because murder is a criminal offense.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

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Women's rights.

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how do you confuse helen keller? you put her in a room full of naked men and tell her that they are really candy canes

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I asked the librarian for a book on suicide. She said "I'm sorry we don't have those in stock." So I just hung myself.

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If u and I jumped off a cliff..who would land first? who cares..

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting thrown into the sun.

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Why was 9 afraid of 1? Because when dialed together, an emergency call was most likely coming and 9 is very sensitive to those types of moments

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A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

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A horse walks into a bar. Animal control them came and got him out, apologizing for the matter.

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Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

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whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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A recently engaged couple are having sex. The man finishes in just under 3 minutes as usual. The woman then says "I love you" because they've been together for over 2 years and they care for each other very deeply.

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how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

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An Oldish (probably 27) man walks into a chuck-e cheese, He then puts on his coustume.

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Knock Knock Dude there is no door

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Men's rights.

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Friends are like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe. N

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What do you call an Asian pilot? A pilot...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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