robin, get in the car.

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Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

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Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

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whats brown and black and sits in a tree...... a bird

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what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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what do you call a diver with no arms and no legs? a bobber

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what do you get if you cross a lion with a pig? nothing as the lion would more than likely end up eating the high in fat pig.

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Frown is a four letter word.

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"knock knock" "who's there" nobody answered cus it was a bunch of little shits playing knock a door run

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigger

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What did the woman buy her husband? Nothing, she's a widow.

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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Knock Knock, Who's there? Satan. Oh **** go away.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. This of course is impossible, as his ailments prevent him from walking.

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What happened? I have absolutely no idea.

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maddie latino

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

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Damn kids and their evasive tactics.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

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jeremie er en ape hvorfor er han det? Who cares!

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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