- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you punish Helen Keller? Set a restriction on something she enjoys that is equal to the degree of her misbehavior.

One time a man cut off Chuck Norris while driving, and Chuck Norris kindly excused the man's lack of consideration for his fellow drivers.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

A Jew, a Mexican, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Bartender says: "Get the f*ck out."

dear GIRLS, roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in the zoo don't be mad i will be there too not in the cage but laughing at u .

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Why did a monkey fall out of a tree? He was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of a tree? Gravity. Why did the third monkey fall out of a tree? He was stapled to the second monkey.

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

balls in ya mouf

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

poo poo you you doo doo too too

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Why do white people wear black shirts? Why do black people wear white shirts?

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

Q; Why was the man loosing his hair? A; Because since he was at an older age, he was going bald.

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her...

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

whats the difference between a blonde and a brunette? A. Genetics.

A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a soda. The bartender says, "We don't serve soda." The guy then says, "oh", and walks out.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is dead.

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