What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Q. what did the refuge from uganda say to his mom when he was riding his bike A. look ma no hands.....

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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whats pale and white your ass.

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

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What has a pie and my hand got in common? It's got meringue on it.

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What did the woman do when her husband told her to make him a sandwich? She made him a sandwich promptly.

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Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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How did shaniqua fall of the hill? because the diabito truck ran her over

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Hitler was Jewish.

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A white man bumps into an Asian man while walking down the street. They have a brief chat. As they part ways, the white man says, "Facebook me!" The Asian man replies, "Due to my socio-economic situation I cannot currently afford an Internet service." So they exchange telephone numbers.

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one day tiarnan got banged by a goat

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have alzheimers, Cheese Toast!

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a pie would you like some?

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dog

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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