A blonde, the pope, and a young kid are in a crashing airplane and there's only one parachute. But by the time any of them equips it, the plane hits the ground and they all die.

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A duck walks into a bar, the bartender asks "What'd you want?" the duck responds "A miller lite please" promptly after that the bartender was tested for mental insanity because he thinks ducks can talk.

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Obama-Care

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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Who's the cutest girl in the world? Claire Seiter.

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Your Momma is so ugly, she got plastic surgery.

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A boss walks into a bar and hires the first man he sees. He fires everyone else, no matter what their occupation.

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You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

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roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

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JESSSSIICCCCCAAAAAA!

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whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he got hit by a truck

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Knock knock *No one was home*

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A businessman notices an attractive woman sitting at the end of the bar so he buys her a drink. She kindly accepts and spends a few minutes making pleasant conversation with him. When she's finished with her drink, she promptly begins to flirt with another man at the bar who's not twenty years older than her and horribly out of shape. The middle-aged businessman, realizing his own mortality, proceeds to spend the rest of the evening drinking himself into vortex of loneliness.

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roses are black, violets are black, im sleeping

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what do snozberries taste like? Lama

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whats worse then biting into a worm and finding an apple??? getting raped up the butt by a giant tiger!

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poker Face.

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This is not a good joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours being in a zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Behind the bars, laughing at you

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What do you call a teacher that gets wasted? A wasted teacher.

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What is black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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What is Osama Bin Laden's favorite food? I don't know, and to be completely honest I doubt you do either.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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