- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"luke Bastiaan" "So, whens your period?"

How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

So one day a man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like to drink. He said he would like a glass of water. The bartender said "why come all the way to a bar just to get some water." The man responded "well its a longer walk to the coffee shop."

What do you call a horse, a cow, a pig, a sheep, a dog, a cat, and a mouse all walking in a straight line? Animals

What do you call a bicycle that likes threesomes. A tricycle

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

What's even faster than the speed of light? The speed you close out of porn when you hear someone coming into the room.

BOOBIES!!!!!!!

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: 9/11

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was thrown out of the way

Q:Why did the man rob the bank? A:He needed money.... duhhh -Ryan Vallee

A man walked into the bar and ordered a drink, drank it then stood up and left remembering that he once had a drinking problem and had overcome it.

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What did the bird say to the squirrel? Chirp

A man eats a piece of fried chicken A chicken that was days before retirement and had a pregnant wife and two children to look after

What's worse than being killed? Reading these jokes.

Q:what has legs but may never walk? A: a table

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

What is funnier than dead babies? Dead babies aren't funny, Carlos Mencia and Tom Bergeron are funny.

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