- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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I scream! You scream! - You've Just Been Rapped

What wears a white robe and shines? A special boar.

knock, knock Sho'sthere? Sam who? Sam Butt

What did the penis say to the vagina? Nothing, genitalia can't speak.

Teacher- "Sally Sue, a sentence that starts with I, please."\ Sally Sue- "I is..." Teacher- "no, no, Sally Sue, when you start with I, you must follow it with am." Sally Sue- "I am the 9th letter of the alphebet."

Roses are black Violets are black I'm blind

What do you cal a thousand black people swimming to Africa with a Jew under each arm? Waterboarding.

If a wheel falls off a bus whilst travelling down a river, how long does it take to shingle a doghouse? None, because there are no bones in cottage cheese.

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Tennesse

why did the girl fall of the swing because she was pushed of by obama

Poopsack Jones

why is the grass green? all the other colors in the electromagnetic spectrurm are absorbed except for green which is reflected and thats the only visable color

A man walks into a car dealership. The salesman was nice and he bought a Mercedes.

your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

robin, get in the car.

Four Chavs drove of a cliff today, why was a i sad? It was my car :C

Help! I'm locked in a anti-joke factory!

Whats worse than getting in a 30 MPH car accident? Getting in a 40 MPH car accident.

What's the difference between and onion and a dead baby? There is a big difference.

what did the monkey say to the breast cancer?

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was in the oven

what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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