What's the difference between a Jew and Hitler? Well, I asked you so I don't know why you said "what?".

What's brown and sticky? -A stick.

Why did the chicken cross the street? It didn't. It got hit by a car.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

GRAAAAAAAAAAAR.

Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

What happened to the guy who ate an alarm clock at six o' clock in the morning? He puked a lot, and was diagnosed with a horrible digestive disorder.

Friends are like potatoes. When you eat them, they die.

What did the Muslim do after his friend told him a funny joke ? Laugh.

Yo' Mama so nice that she donated a kidney and saved a life

What do you call a fat ethiopian. Impossible

what's the difference between ya mum and a cow? nothing. by mad james

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

How do you fit 100 babies into a bowl? You use a blender. How do you get them out? Tostitos scoops.

You wanna hear a clean joke? I took a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? I slipped in mud. Wanna hear an even dirtier joke? Bubbles is a guy..

A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

whats stupid and likes dumb jokes? you.

Rebbeca black walked into a bar on Saturday

I don't often drink beer. But when I do, I recklessly beat my wife and kids.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

Whats black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender

why didn't the black kid make the basketball team? He has cancer.

roses are red, violets are violet

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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