- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was Martin Luther King assassinated? Because he had a mustache.

"Billy Mays here!" No he's not. He's dead.

Why did the chick cross the road? He didn't. He was attending his father's funeral, who had been killed earlier that week by an oncoming car as he was crossing the road.

Why was the man arrested? He had brutally stabbed 398 people in a 10 hour period.

I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

I walked into town today and bumped into a butcher, a baker and a candlestick maker. It meant nothing to me because I was never read nursery rhymes as a child due to my parents both dying before I was conceived

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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You smell bad? Cool.

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender says "why the long face?" and the horse says "my wife has terminal cancer.

what do you do if you wake up at midnight and your tv is floating? -call the police because you caught a burgler in the act of stealing your tv

A:what happens when you throw a black guy down from sky-scraper Q:he dies

What time did the tennis start? Tennish

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!!!!! why not?

I'm taken

Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

What's big and purple? Something that's big and purple

Do you know the Muffin Man? Of course you don't, faggot.

What do you call three black men in a car? One driver, and two passengers.

Why did Jill fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why didn't Jill get up? She had no legs. Why didn't anyone help Jill up? She had no friends.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suicide.

What did you say? I don't know.

What is so sad about 5 black people going over a cliff in a Cadaliac? That was my Cadaliac

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