Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

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WHATS WORSE THAN THE HOLOCAUST A FLAT TIRE

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Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

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An asian walks out of math class

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Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin When They Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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AVI IS A FAG

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women's rights.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

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What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

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Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

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what do a midget and a dwarf have in common? they both die by the age of 25 due to genetic failures.

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Why did the cow die? Because we need meat

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Alright, if you guess it right, I'll stop playing Mario and finish my division problems. Okay, Mom, call it in the air! Heads or Tails? Huntington's Disease is the reason your Father doesn't remember your name anymore, Billy. There's a fifty percent chance you'll end up with it too. I am so sorry. Also, Tails.

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your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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I have alzheimers but atleast I don't have alzheimers

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Roses are red Violets are blue What was I saying? Oh yeah, your adopted.

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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How much wood would a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck Chuck Norris? Cheese on toast.

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what do rappers cover? ->CANDY CREDITS: ANUJ NARAYAN VARMA from Leland high school

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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