- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

Why did Billy fall down? Because his brain was replaced with a piece of toast.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had a huge appendage; his arm has been swollen from birth. What a bummer

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

why did the rooster cross the road? because it was stapled to the chicken

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

Ding dong... Knocking hurts.

What did the dog say to the human. "Woof."

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

there's two nuns cycling down a cobbled street. one nun says:ooo iv'e never been this way before! the other nun says:i'm not surprised there's roadworks and a diversion!

Du bist mein Kampf

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

D is for diabetes, Cookie Monster, if you keep this up.

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

What call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

Knock Knock No one answers....

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he fell off his bike.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

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