- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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nock nock who's there i eat mop i eat mop ho i didn't know you eat your poo. the wedding is off and go **** yourself in a hole!!

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

A woman gets in her car to drive.

What did the bus driver say to the black man? I like your shoes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

I said I read te terms of service. I didnt

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why was the little boy sad? Because he had a fox stapled to his face.

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

what happend to the ghost? he dissapeared! :)

Why couldn't the man reach the police on his phone after his leg was hacked off by a serial killer? He had AT&T as a service provider.

Q:What did the cat say to the dog? A: Meow

Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

Whats better than the holocaust. Darfur

Roses are green Violets are yellow Those are the wrong colors oh well who gives a shit.

Q: What's the point? A: .

What's room temperature and tastes like ice cream? Melted ice cream

what does chuck norris use to cut scissors? another scissor.

How are you supposed to breath with no air? um jorden sparks you dont?

I pissed myself the other day in Harrods when I saw a Somalian boy run up to a curtain saying mummy.

Why was Ray Charles always smiling? because he was a happy guy

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