- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do you walk to your bed at night? Beds cant walk.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a trash can? 1 dead baby in 10 trash cans

A duckling is following its mother, but gets separated. Noticing that her child is lost the mother duck calls out, and the duckling finds her quickly.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What happens when you pour Red Bull on a butterfly without wings? It drowns......

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

Ya know why I hate bad puns? Because they aren't punny. In other words they have no real plot and don't make people laugh. They actually tend to get quite annoying.

A fire at a chinese high school caused the death of many children. The drill was unsucessful.

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What is worse than peeling a orange that is chasing a dog with raining men? Meeting johnny appleseed

Your mom is so fat the only time she saw 90210 was on a scale.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? The man's loving family had recently been murdered, and the clock was a constant reminder of their mortality, as it had served as the center of those horrific events.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Guess what, I have cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it had legs and knew how to walk.

Q:What kind of pizza did the World Trade Center order? A:Two Plains

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To go fishing.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

why was the man masturbating? his wife needed a break

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