roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

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dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

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What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

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Emma Brown..I'd tap that shit Dylan xoxo

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I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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If a dyslexic man walks into a bar, check your notes. You told the joke wrong.

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What did the cow say to the other cow? How should i know? Go ask them.

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Whats 0+0 0

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms

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Two black guys walk into a bar and arrest the under age drinkers

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wanna hear a joke yo mamma just died

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What is 10 inches long and didnt get sucked on valentines day? Whitney Houston's crack pipe.

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I learned a new party trick over the weekend; I swallow a piece of string and it comes out my other end tied! I shit you knot.

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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What is this a book??!!! What am I supposed to do...... READ IT?????!!!!!!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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