a dog walks into a drug store and orders a bone. what does the cashier do? she wakes up.

three men walked into a bar, can't believe know one noticed it.

whats short and has spots? A mouse with the chicken pocks.

Asians are ugly and they look they have down syndrome.

Pavel Novak

What is black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple being murdered

Me: do u you want to here a joke You: ya Me: Woman's rights

weiner? balls

Knock, knock. Come in!

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A 36 year old Canadian woman.

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What's the difference between Jews and boy scouts? Boy scouts come back from their camps

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

Roses are black, violets are black, i am blind!

Sit on Santas lap Boner

Roses are red Vilots are blue God made people pretty What the happend to you

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What's green and has wheels? A chinese race car driver.

You know what's sad about the Special Olympics? Even of you win, your still retarded.

S.O.P.A

Your doorbell is broken.

A blind guy sees a nuclear bomb.... he dies.

roses are red violet are blu--- blue? violets are violet! weird, isn't it?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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