What did the black father say to his daughter? you're adopted

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

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What's funny about being adopted? Your parents never loved you

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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What do you call a Mexican named Chicee? Chicee

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do a baker and gynecologist have in common? They can smell it, but they can't eat it.

why did dinosaurs die??? because a giant rock blew them up

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

What do you call a Jewish lawyer, who is happily married to a woman, but goes and sees a man on the side? A gay Jewish lawyer who cheats on his fake wife.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 was racist.

Why did the 40 year old man quickly close his web page when his wife called his name? Because he had to leave.

Jack and Jill climbed up the hill .... and fetched a pail of water.

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

So two Jews walk into a bar... Its nice that they take missionary work to new heights

Wy did Bryan eet his Dumbelllle? Anderson fell asleep again

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