Why did the little kid use pillows at night? Because he was constipated.

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Potato

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust

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1. 2. 3. 4. 5.

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whats the difference between a battery and a charger

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What do you call a man with short legs? Whatever his name is

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Why did the man jump off of the cliff? Because he was suicidal.

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Left. That one direction...

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Wow, thats warming to the core Nero, you are really sweet when you want to, I was having a lot more than second thoughts, I mean I do not mind the thought of sex with you really and I mean that, but losing who I already consider my best friend would just be sad. So uh, sex once huh? I mean, one more feather on the uh, hat thing, is that what this is about to you?

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Whats worse than the holocaust? Finding an apple in your worm.

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I am not racist, racism is a crime! Crime is for black people.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a wolf that eventually killed and ate it.

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A man walks into a bar... And orders a drink

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what do you call a room full of one terrorist and several babies? dead babies

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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How do you stop a train? Throw a fridge at it.

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cow: MooooooooMoooooooo trafic light: beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep man:AHHHHHHHHHHH GET THIS FAT THING OF, OF ME NOW cow: MOOOOOOO (you shouldnt of said that or i wouldnt of swallowed you) man:TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER (L.W)

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How many girls does it take to sell out a Justin Beiber concert? None, all of them are boys.

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Video Games

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What would you like to drink? A Pepsi. Is Coca-Cola okay? No.

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Nickelback.

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-Knock Knock -Who is it? -Your father, i forgot my keys.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

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Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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