Whats worse than a bunch of teen-agers throwing kitrens at my house I didn't save them because I thought they were jehovahs witness's

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Why don`t women need watches? Because in our modern society, there are many clocks in most locations.

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Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

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What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

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Farmer Ned chased his chickens before they laid their eggs, because he likes his eggs scrambled.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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What do a duck and an elephant have in common? They're both yellow. Except for the elephant.

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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Google Doodles

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

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How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

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Why can't a T-Rex clap his hands? Because its dead

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why was the Jewish child sad? He was recently abandoned by all his family.

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I saw a man with a hungry look in his eye, like the kind you get from not eating for a while

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why did the man scream? he stubbed his toe on a door

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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What's worse than finding Michael V. in your class? Finding Curtis W. in there instead\

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A zucchini is walking down the street, when he spots a cucumber club on his left hand side. Having nothing else to do he decides to walk in. When he walks into the club all of the cucumbers stop and stare at this strange being in their club. Finally, after having one too many drinks, one cucumber decides that this ridiculousness has gone on long enough and it is up to him to say something, so he goes up to the zucchini and says, "Hey buddy, what's your problem, clearly you are in a cucumber club and you're a zucchini." The zucchini just looks at him, puzzled, and responds " A cucumber club? I thought this was a ucumber club!!!!!"... It's funny because zucchinis are dyslexic.

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Three children are celebrating Christmas, Joey got a toy train, Janey got a barbie doll, Know what Jimmy got??? Cancer.

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why couldnt helen keller drive? because shes a woman.

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Why couldn't the cat eat it's food? It's face was stapled to the floor.

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ive got 99 problems and my diabetes is one of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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