Your Mother is so pretty that she does not need make-up.

Women Voting

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

How do you get rid of a pile of dead babies? Call 911 so someone will pick them up and take them to the morgue.

What's worse than a baby in a car accident? The baby survives and has a mental problem, grows up, and then drives the same car and gets in another accident.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

Working hard or hardly working????

A terrorist walks into a bar and shoots his virgin

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

Who lives with josh moran? A gay asian

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

So a man walks into a bar and says to the bartender I'll have a beer

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

knock knock. whos there?(haha ive never made my own joke before) Nick Nick who? Nick Saghir Oh, come in. Would you like some cookies?

Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

When does 1=17? How many schizophrenics does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whats White and sticky? Semen

Get in the van

Why is Eeyore in Winnie the Pooh always sad? Cause he has a nail in his anus

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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