- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A UNIX guru walks in to a restaurant and asks for day's special. Waiter responds "tartar steak." UNIX guru thinks that "steak.tar.tar just doesn't make any sense" and responds "I'll just have tar steak."

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Get in the van

what do you call a black person in a electronic store? a customer

Whats White and sticky? Semen

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?", laughs at his own joke, then calls animal control.

a man walks into a bar, and gets mauled by a bear..... and gets a concussion

what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

dinosours eat beagles and then unicorns eat norwalls then th shiny squarles eat you then unvirse inploads

One day I was walking in the forest when I saw a squirrel get hit by a van. It is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Today is your birthday So happy birthday

What do you call a fat Chinese person? A chunk.

I love my new microwave. It comes with a list that tells just how long to cook things. Now i know how long to cook a baby for

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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