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Where did Lucy go after being hit by a train? Well, the results of this question are somewhat difficult to pinpoint, but here is a generalized ratio model. 47% of Lucy went underneath the trains wheels and was left behind, crushed into the railway sleepers. 33% was thrown aside and discarded around the SIDES of the track. 19% was carried on the front of the train, into the next station where it fell off as soon as the train stopped. 1% was found in Mount Everest.

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

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Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

What's worse than a dead man? 2 dead men

Two Jewish Rabbis are sitting in a sandbox....

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

a man walked out of church and said F***!

Woman's Rights.

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Penis

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

ballsack

A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

girls are a lot like trees, they fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

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Q: What is so funny about a dog chasing his tail? A: The dog cannot figue out that it his own tail, and every time he moves so does the tail. Therefore never reaching a satisfying end for the mentaly chalanged mutt.

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