Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't. Numbers don't have emotion.

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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what did the ruler say to the other ruler your a ruler

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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What is the most effective abstinence plan? There is none.

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What happened to the dying kangaroo? He died What animal is not in the lion king? Kangaroo --why? Because he died...

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A black man, an Asian man, and a white man are stranded in the wilderness after their plane crashed. The black man has a flashlight, the Asian a bottle of water, and the white man a can of beans. They put their racial differences aside to increase chance of survival but were eaten by a pack of coyotes.

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how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

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Your mom is so fat, when she sat on a lump of coal she didn't realize she sat on a lump of coal.

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timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

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What begins with "f" and ends with "uck"? A curse word.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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A man falls into a lake but no one is around to help him, luckily the man can swim so he got out of the lake and went home feeling embarrassed

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

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Why do cows have tails? Because my pet rock stopped breathing.

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Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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