- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the cancer patient get for christmas. -an amputation. Luckily, he was cured of cancer due to the amputation, but died 3 days later in a tragic car accident

This is'nt a joke but like if it pisses you off when people comment on there own joke pretending to be someone else.

Whats worse than getting negative 5 on your calculus test? Coming up positive on your Chlamydia test.

There's no "i" in tim.

What does a cupcake get for Christmas? A fat kid.

Two muffins are in an oven. How does that even work? Muffin pans come with either 6 or 12 muffin holders.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't - red is the natural colour for ripe tomatoes.

Why are cemetaries gated? Typically, to prevent vandalism and the emotional trama it inflicts on the deceaseds' families.

What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

Your argument is invalid, but I will allow you your opinion nonetheless.

Why was Superman white? Because Jerry Siegel is a racist.

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Wha'ts Slippery when wet? A Wet Slipper.

Kid: Teacher, what do you hate more than supervising people in detention sessions at this school? Teacher: I am a vegan. Hence meat is relatively dispicable and I abhor it in general.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She has no arms.

Q: How do you fit a giraffe inside a refrigerator? A: You can't, it is physically impossible...

Jacob Edwards has friends.

What did the Sony guy say when he hit the golf ball? PS FOUR!

Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

Why does Kony kidnap infants? To create an Infantry

What did the lover say to his lover? I love you

What if I told you that our role our "little team" is not as little as you think?

If a tree falls in the woods, and no one is around to hear it - Is there still a woman in the kitchen?

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

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