Whats funnier than 24? 25

"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "Banana who?" "Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." "I already asked ''Banana who?'' Is that your real name? Who is this really?" "Knock Knock." "You are upsetting me. I am calling the police now. Please get off my property."

If life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic

Why are anti-jokes so funny?

hey i just meet you and this is crazy but i picked out our wedding cake and named our 4 future children :-)))))))

whats sad about a jew in a gas tank? nothing.

S.O.P.A

How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

Working hard or hardly working????

What do you call a white man in the NBA? A really good basketball player

tim rafter died no one cared

Why is my car broken? Because I drove it into a wall.

How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

Your doorbell is broken.

Did you know, that every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes?

whats difference between a bench and a mexican? a mexican isnt a bench

Why did Harry go to the store? He was out of food.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

Get in the van

who hooked up with Sinead Walker? • Liam Findlay

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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