Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb in your apple.

what does trondifly mean? trondify is not a real word.

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Why did the girl hang up on her boyfriend? Because the roof collapsed on her.

What do you call a mouse that sings? Justin Bieber

Why do witches ride on brooms? Because they have magical powers!

why wouldn't the printer print? because it had no ink.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

If you asked an alzheimer's patient what the meaning of life is, what answer would you get? Probably an answer that doesn't respond to the question but is bound to be hilarious.

You won't put that in your ass.... No shit.

knock knock, who's there, white, white who, white van, RUN!

What did the young boy get for Christmas? All his brothers belongings because his brother died

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

A grasshopper walks into into a bar and the bartender says, "We have a drink named after you. But me telling you this is in no way productive because insects cannot understand human language."

Will gropes Ebola victims

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Do you ever feel, like a plastic bag? No, because plastic bags are man-made inanimate objects.

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was a large dog on its side of the road attempting to harass it.

If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

Knock knock Who's there? Osama Bin Laden

Yo moma is so fat. yep.

I just found out that you can dislike or like something by clicking the thumbs up or down

How many teenagers does it take to change a light? 1. Unless he has some sort of disablity then probably 2.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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