Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

The President, a terrorist, a student, and a genius were on a crashing plane. They all died.

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

If olive oil is made of olives, calculate the mass of the sun.

a dyslexic Satan worshiper sold his soul to Santa

NEVER

Why can't Ray Charles drive? Because he's blind? No, because he's dead

Q: What do you call a robot in a concert? A: Electric fan

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Here comes a car, It ran over m--

Pirate ships are used by pirates.

Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

Q: What do starving children in Africa eat? A: Nothing

Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead!

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

What did the guy do with the tv remote? Turn on the tv

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

Penis

Woman's Rights.

a man walked out of church and said F***!

I'm not wearing any underwear. Why? Because I am have built in underwear. ;)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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