What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A rape victim.

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why did the baby cross the road...? cause he was chained to my bumper

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What is worse than being blind? Having a brain tumour.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

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Why did the man drop his glasses? His hand was sweaty.

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Penis!

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

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[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door and put it in. How to you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door, take out the elephant and put in the giraffe. Simba hosts an animal convention and all the animals attend except which? The giraffe. There is an alligator infested lake. How do you cross? Swim across. All the alligator are at the convention.

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What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

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what happens when you mix a black guy and a Mexican? nothing, it is physically impossible to "mix" people.

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yo mama so fat the only thing stopping her from going to Jenny Craig is the size of the door...

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Has anyone told you, you look fat today?" "Because you don't.

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Whats the best thing that happened to the jews The Holocaust

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what do you get when you cross a pig with a bunny? Nothing.Crossing a pig with a bunny is impossible.

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How do you make a blond cry? Rape her

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How do you make a plumber cry? Make his family cry!!!!!!!!!

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Yo mama is so fat that you are constantly ridiculed by the local kids and constantly hope that the obesity isn't hereditary.

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what did the man with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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A man walked into a bar and said, oppa gangnam style That man is now dead

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Blood is red also Nothing else is blue

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Q: Why did the horse put on cologne? A: He wanted to smell nice.

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How did the people get into the pyramid?? They didn't

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