- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

Jacob Black and Edward Cullen show up at your house. You tell your best girl friend and she has you admitted to a psych ward because everyone knows they are fictional characters!

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Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

How do you make a Mexican parade? Contact members of the Latin community and inform them of your wish to organize a parade celebrating their heritage.

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was being chased by a pedophile.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she is a woman.

Knock knock Who's there? Alzhiemers guy Alzhiemers guy who? Knock knock

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To retrieve his dead relatives in the middle of the street.

What is 69? A number that is before 70 and after 68

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

[Enter Funny-Anti Joke Here] [Enter Retarded Answer Here]

What smells like marjuana and is black? A black man smoking weed

Why dose not the cat bark? Because it's a cat!

Why can't penguins fly? ......It is against their evolutionary state.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

a catholic priest and a young boy

Ask me if I'm in a tree? No.

How do you make a chicken fly? Throw it

What do you get when you cross corn with more corn? A devestating force that will make you live on a rowboat and perform demeaning puppet shows you will not Even enyoy!!!!

I walked in on my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

Dr. Dick Howard Long visits a friend in England. Arriving at his friend's house, he knocked at the door. A butler then lets him in and asks, "Sir, would you like to wait while the Master bathes?" The doctor then replies, "Sure thing, I'll wait until he's done."

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