Why did the man walk into a bar? Well hell I don't know I thought you might.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

What do you call five dogs with no balls? Five bitches.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing? Answer - A gay homosexual

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Justin Bieber

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You have AIDS, I'm very sorry

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're allergic to flowers So this poem will kill you

An English couple walk int a Portuguese bar. They never see their daughter again.

Why do you bury an Asian on the side of a hill? Because he's dead.

Whats worse than being gay? Nothing.

your mom is so stupid she did not do so well on her IQ test

You wanna know something that's totally out of this world? The moon

how do you kill jesus? with a knife

Knock Knock. Who's there? Dwayne. Ok... come in.

Howmuch wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Anyone? I'm trying to settle a bet.

Tim's gay.

What do you call a blue duck that speaks? A dream.

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

Yeah, totally.

why couldnt sally help timmy pick up his ice cream? she had no arms

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple, finding a apple in your worm.

Why did the man known to his neighbors as 'Teetotal Al' buy himself a bottle of whisky? Because there was no factual basis to his nickname.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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