Why did the black man win the race? Because he was talented and hardworking.

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Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

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Whats purple and fluffy? Purple Fluff

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So this guy tells me he hasn't had a bite in weeks. So i bought him lunch.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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Why cant Michael Jackson take flying lessons? Because he overdosed on pain killers, and is now dead.

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Roses are brown, violets are brown, who is s***ing in my garden?

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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in the begining... god made some stuff

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The lemons on the tree are ripe. They will be picked.

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Why can't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because Jimmy has no legs. Why doesn't he have any legs? Because he's a potato.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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A welsh guy walks into a pub. This something any average guy would do.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding half a worm? Biting into an apple and slicing your mouth on a razorblade

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What did mr. Mackey say to his class. It's easy mkay

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knock knock, who's there? you goodbye

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A penguin was waddling along one day and saw a seal.. The seal stood up and procceded to talk and jump and even twirled around... The penguin realized this was impossible for a seal to be doing this so he hopped on his unicycle and just rode home because he was going to be late for his piano recital

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My wife crashed the car while listening to Adele last night. She ended up rolling in the jeep.

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Q: What's worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? A: I'm sure there are lots of things.

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What's a Mexican's favorite sport? It varies from person to person.

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Why couldn't the little boy skate? He had cancer.

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What do you call a blond harvesting penuts a penut farmer.

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A man goes to lie down on a couch. His wife walks by and sees him, and asks, "what are you doing?" to which he replies, "lying down"

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1,2 Freddy's Coming For You 3'4 Better Lock Your Doors 5'6 Grab Your Crucifix 7'8 Stay Up Late 9'10 Never Sleep Again Bonus 11'12 He's Gonna See You In Hell

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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