Why did little Susie light herself on fire? Answer: She wanted to be warm

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Knock Knock Who's There? Orange What? Orange Who the hell are you and what do you want? Orange I am calling the police if you do not get off my doorstep in 5 seconds you a$$hole

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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Why did the black man swim across the lake? He didnt. He drowned

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Jonny runs with scissors. He gets hit by a bus.

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Once upon a time.

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Whats worse than receiving a dollar? Receiving a penny.

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Whats White and sticky? Semen

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the ocean? SOL.

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Wanted: A tall, well built woman with good reputation, who can cook Frog's legs, who appreciates a good Fuc- shia garden, classical music and tal- king with out getting too serious. Now read only lines 1,3, and 5

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yo momma is so tall shes tall

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Milk, milk, lemonade, around the corner fudge is made. This market has a very dynamic and fresh selection.

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You know what happens when you assume? You base a conclusion on insufficient information.

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Q: What's worse than being fat? A: Getting even fatter than u already are. :o

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Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

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Why did Susie fall off a swing? She had an inner ear infection.

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Games stop telling me to press any key to continue. That key doesn't exist.

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why did the man cross the road? Because he needed to cross the road to reach his destination that was across the road

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Sarah Palin is President

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A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What do you call a lady that cleans? A cleaning lady.

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How did Little Jimmie leave school? In a body bag.

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Whats worse then your penis in your mouth? Your mom in your penis.

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What did the Shark say when he had no lunch? We have a FISHue!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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