So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

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Chuck Norris

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how do you upset a barber? Murder his family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm horny and your bodily figure is very attractive Get naked

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Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

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How do magnets work?

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chuck norris is meeeeean to pain.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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roses are red, violets are blue. Barack Obama says, nice to meet you.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tw10xa_xtNg

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side. knock knock. who's there? the chicken.

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i love antijokes

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What's worse than dropping your phone in the toilet? Drinking only milk and honey for 7 days and then getting diarrhea while lying chained up completely naked with red fire ants going up your anus and all over your body while you get eaten alive in slow painfully miserable death

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What do you call a gay dinosaur? a mega sore ass

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There are two horses in a stable. They were just talking about the weather and other normal things. Suddenly, the dog ran in. "HELP, HELP!!!" The dog screamed. Farmer Brandy got stuck in the tractor!!! The horses said, "HOLY SHIT........... A TALKING DOG!!!!"

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How do you stop a plane? Throw flying birds at it.

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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Why Sam Vitale gay? Because he loves men!

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French people

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imadewords

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What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

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Q: What did the casual mathematician discover at the end of his vivid rainbow of dreams (Question mark- key`s screwed) A: Enough dirt to fill 3141592+ treasure chests to the brim.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tied to the first monkey.

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Why are anti-jokes so funny?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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