Vagina-Boob

What di the wrecking ball say to the house? Duck!!!

What do you call a Jew on a rollercoaster? A Jew on a rollercoaster.

Where does Frosty the Snowman keep his money? He doesn't keep it. His lifespan is too short to make significant compound intrest.

why did the chicken cross the road? to give a doctor the cure for cancer but some ass hole ran him over

Goon Bear+Homo= Corey Jacobs True Story

Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear, fuzzy wuzzy had no hair, fuzzy wuzzy had cancerand died

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

why cant blondes water ski.......... because whenever they split their legs they feel somthing wet

I like my woman like I like my coffee. Good.

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his head.

What iz stupid? Hibiyav

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

What did the downs syndrome say when he walked into the bar? 'nbgzsbjndjgtbnsuzhvcghvdhjdtv.' He has downs syndrome

What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

A Jew, a Muslim and an atheist meet at the same bus station. A religious argument breaks out shortly and the three board their respective buses angry and upset. They were a really bad example of religious tolerance.

obama is a good president

A black man picks up his phone and calls his wife and finds out he had no wife

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

Why do people play video games? Because audio games are not as fun.

Two blondes walk into a bar. There is a fat man there, but nobody talks to him

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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