A Jew walks into a gas chamber.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

Why did the man die? He jumped of a bridge and then got run over by a train.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died...

why did the chicken cross the road? its a chicken so it will wonder when not properly fenced in

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

What does a person that is fasting get for Christmas? Food.

Why dont dinosaurs speak english? Because a meteor hit the earth and ran them into extinction

So dont touch it

BARRACK OBAMA.............WHAT A JOKE!!!!!

Peas and Corn. Porn., a deer

What's so funny about a heart attack? It's not kidney failure..

Where do cows go on the weekend? The slaughterhouse.

"I love you, you love me" And you didn't just read that; you sang it.

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow You thought that this would be romantic, but alas, it is only gardening facts

Why can't stars marry? Because they are masses of incandescent gas and thus have no feelings.

What is one of the symtoms of clinical depression? Sadness.

A baby seal walks into a club...

What do a bunch of dead babies look like in a blender? I don't know I was too busy masturbating.

What's worse than a dead man?  2 dead men

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If I was black, I wouldn't be white.

How many small children does it take to change a light bulb? None. Children are not old enough to do this by themselves.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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