Two drunk men were in a bar fight, they smashed beer bottles on each others heads and walked away because it hurt.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mourn the loss of his daughter who died due a fatal car crash, caused by him while he was driving. across the street

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Why did the archaeologist bury his brother? Because he was dead.

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two boys break out in a verbal fight. the first boy says your so stupid youd sell a cow for a gallon of milk. the second boy replied, i agree with you 110%.

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Q: What did the Goth-Punk girl write on her test for the question "What are three kinds of rock?" A: Igneous, Sedimentary, & Metamorphic, She is a 4.0 Geology Major attending a respectable University. She simply chooses to express herself through the musical and clothing trends that emerged in 1970's English underground music. In reality it her personal preferences in the aforementioned areas have no bearing on her intellectual or academic standing.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Everything is red. I soaked it in the blood of small children.

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What's the deal with airline food? It's nourishing matter that sustains life, provides energy, and promotes growth distributed by flight attendants.

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Why was johny late to school? He died

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There once was a man from Nantucket, whose dick was so long he could provide women with more pleasure than the average male.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it was being sexually abused by its father.

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Why did the blonde buy a condom? Because she had a penis.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest is a former alcoholic, and has the strength to turn around and leave.

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What turns red and explodes in a microwave A cat

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A British man walks into a dental office.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it noticed that there may be foodstuffs on other side.

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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Q: What happens when you throw a green rock in the Red Sea? A: It gets wet.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Yes? Well that's probably why you came to this site.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

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Whats worst than being attacked by a tiger? Being attacked by 2 tigers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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