Roses are red Violets are blue who are you kidding, violets are violet

Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Who broke into the village's homes and smashed all of the vases? Link did.

Why did the woman drop her baby? she had a stroke.

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I rhyme like lil Wayne Fridge

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs sitting on your couch? My brother.

so he says "aaahhh". then i threw a fridge at him

What happened to the latino and asian man in math class when they had a test? They both recieved exceptional scores as they both helped each other study the night before.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Roses are red Violets r blue My name is Dave Microwave

How do you kill a retard? Slit his throat.

A plane crashes on the border of the United States and Canada. Where do they bury the survivors? Why would they bury the survivors? THEY'RE ALIVE

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picked her up and then they had sex.

So there is 10 Nazis and a monkey the rest doesn't matter but i farted...

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

A man had a terminal illness. He died a few months after he was diagnosed.

What's worse than your mother dying in a car crash? Your father dying in the same crash.

How do you get a baby out of a blender? With tortilla chips.

A British man walks into a dental office.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

what is fat and ugly. fat and ugly people

What do you get when you kill a black man? The death penalty.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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