Why did the woman hate waiting in line? Two reasons really: almost an entire day had passed since her last intake of non-prescription drugs plus she was generally apprehensive that the witness would identify her.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I own a lawn mower Can you swim?

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Your Mom

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A boy goes into Mourne View and meets a girl what happens next? He's now a father living off of the dole.

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why don't you make like a tree. and get out of here

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MICHAEL

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What do you call a gay African American Jewish German flight attendant who is addicted to many hard drugs? His name.

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Chayton

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cory is gay

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What's the difference between a vegetable and my son? Nothing

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How many atheists does it take to change a lightbulb? One.

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Knock knock Who's there? No-one who??? *Silence*

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

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What did the dead man say at his own funeral? Nothing, he's dead...

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Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? Cause he's Chuck Norris

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Q: What do cows do on the weekends? A: They go to the Moovies Q:What do pigs do on the weekends? A:Go Bowling

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Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff

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Why was the elderly, Asian, blond pulled over by the officer? She was, and has been completely blind since birth.

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There was an old man from Limerick. He was of scottish ancestry and nearing his 76th birthday.

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What do you call a black man selling drugs? A pharmacist

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How many jews died in a gas chamber? None because the holocaust is a myth.

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Chuck Norris will die sometime in the future.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Guitar. Guiar who? Violin.

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Two Jewish men walk into a butcher shop. They don't buy any pork because that is a fundamental dietary restriction placed upon by their religion.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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