- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do Chinese people name their kids? The couple discuss possible names and then pick the one that they feel suits the child best.

How do you make a business man cry? Hit him in the face with a brick

What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

So a blonde was trying to peel a banana, but she couldn't because she was viciously attacked by chimpanzees and had all her fingers bitten off

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a black guy and a wet towel? The towel doesn't kick when you hang it

why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

A horse walks into a bar. It neighs and knocks over a few tables before leaving the bar confused.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Quit repeating the damn jokes you jackasses it ruins the laughter. Like if you agree.

A man walks to a bar. He drinks too much and dies. His family is informed later that evening.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. I don't believe you.

Why did the leprechian meleste Justin Bieber? ..... He stole his lucky charms.

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What is big, red, and eats rocks? Big Red that eats rocks. -For Abel

Jesus Christ walks into a Hotel.. he hands the Inn keeper 3 nails and says " Hey..can you put me UP for the night?"

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? Horse semen

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A dog walks into a bar and falls on his butt beacause dogs cant walk.

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