Why was the hamster not on his wheel? Because he had a stroke.

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What happen to the boys drink when the girl took a Sharp turn? Nothing the lid was securely fastened.

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Whats worse than ants in your pants? Uncles.

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A woman goes to the doctor.....She has terminal cancer.

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how do you get a emo kid out of a tree? cut him down get it: because he was depressed and so poor that he couldn't afford a hair cut or new clothes. he also had single mother whose boyfriend sexually abused him so he was confused about his sexuality. Then people just called him "emo" and said he was acting out so they ignored him and he never gave him help when he asked for it because they said he just wanted attention so he killed himself

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What did the deaf, blind, poor orphan get for Christmas? Cancer

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Why did tigger look in the toilet? Because he dropped his phone fell in.

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TRUE COMEDY: "HOW ABOUT THAT AIRLINE FOOD!"

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What happened when Dave tried to break the record for most marshmallows in the mouth at once? He choked and died.

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What`s that CREAM that comes out of you when your mom puts a WHIP on you with a switch? WHIPCREAM!

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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What's red and creeps up your leg? A homesick abortion.

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why did the first monkey fall out the tree? he was dead why did the second monkey fall out the tree? he was hit by the first one why did the third monkey fall out the tree? peer pressure why did the fourth monkey fall out the tree? he thought it was a game

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What flys? A fly

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Small titties.

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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How many feminist does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to screw it in, the other to suck a dick.

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, Until I lost both my arms.

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Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

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What does Obama and Darth Vader Have in Common? Nothing. Darth Vader is not a real person and thus cannot be compared to the president of the UNited States.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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