why did the chicken cross the road Why not

Of two wrongs don't make a right what do they make? I don't know but three rights make a left

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

timmy: a duck walks up to a lemon stand and says to the man running the stand hey... Paul: what r u talking about its duck it can't talk

Q:What are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Wanna hear a good joke? I don't.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

How do you make a baby eat his food? Make one first

What does your girlfriend eat every morning that is white, warm and sticky? Oatmeal

Roses are red Violets are blue Little billy was annoying me But he can't anymore Because now he's dead In a burlap sack In the back of my truck And it's really bloody back there

Is this the Krusty Krab? No, the Krusty Krab is a fictional place, and therefore does not exist.

What did the mushroom jock say to the mushroom nerd? your and ugly wimpy mushroom....and i am on steroids

whats worse than your brother dying in a car accident? finding out the rest of your family was in there

Q: how do you tame a dingo? A: Feed it babies

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second elephant fall out of the tree? Because it was attached to the first elephant. Why did the third elephant fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

How do you make a clown cry? You kill his family and chop off his legs.

Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

yo mama's so ugly, it affects her self esteem.

knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

What is the main contrast about different banks? None, they all take your money!

A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

What do you call a man with no arms or legs after he got into a fight with his cat? You call him by his name and apologize for leaving catnip on his head.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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