knock knock who's there? julian julian who? julian gonzalez

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What do you call putting a toad in the microwave? Animal cruelty.

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What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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Why can't Sally brush her hair? Because she has leukemia.

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roses are red, violets are violet

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i yoused to cry a little when i laughed . then i got raped by a clown.

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What did the white man hand to the mexican? His college degree because the mexican had completed all four years of college with a 4.0 GPA.

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Little Timmy walked up to the teacher and asked her "Can i go to the restroom?" The teacher said " I don't know, CAN you ?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?"

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Where did Jimmy go after the bombing? Everywhere.

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Two gay men enjoy a wonderful second date together.

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If you are going down the road in your boat and the pedal falls off how many cheese burgers can you eat 21 because a motorcycle doesnt have doors.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Fish

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a catholic priest and a young boy

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What happened to the jew? He got shoved in an oven.

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What did the carrot say when he was Chopped. Auch.

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what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

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Why didn't the depressed girl go on facebook? She was dead

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What did the man tell his parents after having sex with another man? A. I am gay.

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What's worst then lose 100$ Lose 101$

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What is Chuck Norris's favorite musical theme? Tanana na na naa naa na, ta ta ta tanana na naa na ta na na.

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Three blondes walk into a community college.

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-Knock, Knock -Who's there? -Granny -You don't sound like Granny... -Just let me in little boy. -MOM!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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