Knock Knock Come in

What did the dog say to the other dog? Your breath smells like onions.

Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

your moms so fat when she sat on your ipod it turned into an ipad

What's the difference between a ferrari and a sack of babies? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

What do you call a man bathing with a toaster Electrocuted

Knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock knock, Who's there? Woodpecker. Woodpecker who? Woodpecker.

knock knock hows there sorry but i was to lazy to think of an ending

A black guy moves in to your neighborhood. The housing values plummet due to the current economic recession.

What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

why did the chicken cross the street? it didn't.

Why did the sponge go to the store? The same reason all sponges go to stores: to be sold to patrons of said store.

A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

Knock Knock Dude there is no door

Lindsay Lohan is often caught flashing her vagina...

Q: My mom's getting really old and It's starting to get hard to shop for her. Any ideas? A: You should get her a coffin.

What did the pig say after having sex? "Oink".

Knock knock who's there? ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dislike me!

Why did the girl go over her texting limit? She had a hot boyfriend.

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

Why couldn't the college student get on the internet? He can't afford a computer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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