What is a ghost's favorite dessert? Nothing. Ghosts do not exist, thus they cannot eat dessert.

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"Knock Knock" "Who's there?" "Jeff" "Jeff who?" "Jeff Johnson" "From the office?" "No I work at the dehli" "The one on 6th avenue?" "No, the one on Park." "What do you want?" "Could you open the door?" "No, I don't know you" "Isn't this Mr. Walter's house?" "No, my name is Roger Stevens" "I'm sorry I must be at the wrong house" "What address are you looking for?" "15322 N Gary street" "This is 15323 N Gary" "Oh I'm sorry" "Try knocking across the street" "Thank you"

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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A black and a mexican start a resturaunt it turns out to be a big success and they make a chain and profit from it.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Roses are red violets are blue this poem make no sense microwave.

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What did the anti-joke say? Nothing for it is an anti-joke which is a group of word formed to create a sentence and sentences cannot speak.

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Sup homie G. Shutup you are not black.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

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Compton

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ron:jim i cant get the toaster to work jim:dude thats a thats my car!

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My mom just died....

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What was the pirate's favorite letter? Q.

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Why didn't the black man pay for his child support bills? He made some unwise financial decisions in the past and is working three part time jobs just to stay afloat.

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Two people were walking down the street. One was assaulted.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. why did the frog fall out of the tree? because it was stapled to the monkey,

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Why was the man so unhappy. he died

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

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What's worse than biting into your apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into you apple and finding two worms in it.

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What do you call a black man driving a car? A driver.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dumb jokes, now shut up.

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Q: what would george washington be doing if he were alive right now? A: screaming in his grave

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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