the chicken whent boomand then died

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knock knock go away ok

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Why was jimmy crying? He had a frog stapled to his face

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Q. WHAT IS SPECIAL ABOUT GEORGE BUSH? A. NOTHING

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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You hear about that old man that died on the news? It was my grandfather... oh...

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? Jamal

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If you have 10 fish and you drown 5 how many do you have left? 10... you can't drown a fish, and even if you could you would still have 10 because there would still be there, they would just be dead. 5 alive, 5 dead

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Why do black people cuss so much? Because f#*% you.

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So I was talking dirty to this deaf chick right...She didn't hear me.

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why did the man paint his house? because he never wanted to paint his house

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A priest, a rabbi and a captain are in a sinking ship. The rabbi says let's save the children. The captain says f*ck the children. The priest days do we have time.

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boobs

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ps3

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Knock knock! Who's there? Your neighbor My neighbor who? I already told you, it's pronounced "Wu". I'm very sorry, Mr. Wu

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cms.......?????

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What did the man say to his son? Hello, son.

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A black man walks into a predominantly white bar and is laughed at hysterically, the man is a world class comedian.

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how do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

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