Chaney is a dumb b****

There was a man who bought a cat. He fed it well. It got so fat.

What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red painting.

What happened to the kid who slept on a roof? He died

I was once raped by an Asian... it didnt hurt

What would you do if you're eyes just suddently exploded? You would never see again.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

me:I will trade you 5 dollars for 10 dollars blond: Okay! me: ...

Yeah, totally.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the chicken fall off the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Q: What word contains all the letters in the alphabet? A: A made-up word, probably.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

:-)book

cot!

Your mom

Why couldn't little Johnny drive the tractor? Because he had no arms. Why didn't he have any arms? Because he was a potato

Why did the man have no head? He did it was under his shirt

Women"s Rights

Why did the Jew pick a dollar off the ground? He dropped it.

Why did the man walk into a bar? I don't know? Ask him. by Burflared

What did the black man say to the jewish man? Hello.

What did the black man say when he received cold fried chicken at a restaurant? He very politely asked for it to be warmed up, and exuded nothing but elegance and class.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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