Two rabbits are being chased by dogs and hide in a log in the forest. The male pushes the female to the dogs which are at both sides of the log and gets off Scott free.

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A Man walks into a car dealership and asks the salesman "How many of these Blue ones do you have in stock" ? The salesman looks at the Man and begins to cry. "Why are you crying" asks the Man "I had a dog named Blue once" replied the salesman. And then he ate a taco in front of the Man,wiped his hands on his slacks and slowly backed away from him. The Man thought to himself..."Gee I'm hungry" and left the car dealership to go buy a taco instead.

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What's a boomerang that never comes back to you? A stick. :/

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weiner? balls

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Grapefruit.

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Obama-Care

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A black man and a black woman are in a car, who's driving? The police.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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How did Notre Dame football stay so popular in spite of decades of mediocrity? Catholicism.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, cheeseburger.

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What's black and white and red all over? A cow being processed

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A man went into a bakers to buy a loaf of bread. The baker said 'What can i do for you sir?' The man said 'Id like a loaf of blue bread please.' Baker replied 'Sorry sir we only sell brown or white here.' 'Thats ok.' said the man, 'I have my bike outside.' [This joke was made up by myself and my school friends in 1975 age 15. We all told it for years - i still do - and cried with laughter whenever we heard it. We called them non jokes :-) ]

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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Q.What does chuck norris eat as breakfast? ans.FOOD

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co jo kurwa tocza?

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall underwater? dam

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Did you hear about the guy with seven fingers? You should, because almost everybody has seven fingers.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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why did the parakeet eat the cracker? because it wanted to.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

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Once upon a time there was a prince and a princess. They married as was the social custom of the time, and produced a series of children whose purpose was to sustain the royal bloodline for many years to come. AF

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Why did Sally not get her permission slip signed? Because her parents where murdered. Why did Sally not think to ask her grandparents? Because there in jail for killing her parents.

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What do Jews, Jehovah's Witnesses, Slavs, Gays, and Retards have in common? The Holocaust.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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