- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into the corner of a table and bruises his leg. The bruise continues to be there for about 3 weeks.

What's the difference between a Mexican and a park bench? The Mexican is alive and the park bench isn't.

Billy isn't a homosexual, he just has sex with men. Billy has sex with men, because Billy's in prison.

What do you call a box with a dead Jew in? A coffin.

A Horse walks into a bar. Bartender:why the long face? Horse:I have terminal cancer.

How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

If John has 32 candy bars and he eats 28, whAt does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's the fastest animal on earth? An Ethiopian chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

-How do you pull a prank on Helen Keller? -Stick a plunger in the toilet!

Who was worse than Hitler? Justin Bieber

A Rabbi, A Priest and an Imam walk into a bar. The Imam doesn't order a drink because it is strictly against his religious beliefs.

The awkward moment when you notice its 2012 and we're all gonna die, so you buy and elephant and name him John.

What's worse than a School Bus accident? The Holocaust.

What did one deer say to the other? Nothing. The second deer was killed while they were eating and now the first deer is scarred dot life.

Pickles

What do you call a deaf person whom is behind the wheel of a car about to run off a cliff? ....

Whats worse than finding one worm in your apple? Two worms.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Baseball

ROSS G IS OBESE

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

What do you call a tree with all of it's branches down? A tree with all of it's branches down.

Your mom is so dumb, she has difficulty acquiring a job to support her family.

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