- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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- knock knock. ... - knock knock. ... - heey! ... (There is nobody at home.)

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she didn't want to be late for work.

Why did the man drop his wallet? Because his palms were sweaty from a long, happy day at the beach with his family after moving into there new home.

how do you get a clown off a swing??? hit him in the back with an ax!

I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

what do an black ,am and a bicycle have in comman there both objects

Knock knock Who's there? Gung chee Gung chee who? That's my full name.

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They gave here a timeout, like any other sensible parent would.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Knock knock. Hello dear. Come in.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

A guy is playing cod

Why did the plumber kill his family? He wasn't a very good plumber.

A simple country boy and a hugely attractive young blonde sit in the same train carriage. They exchange greetings and pleasentaries, but are quiet for the remainder of the journey.

Disregard Females, Acquire Currency.

Knock Knock. Whos there? Satan.

You know George Washington? He died.

"Roses are Red" "Violets are Blue" That's what they say, But it isn't true. Violets are violet, Now stop sniffing glue!

what do you call a stupid chav? Gifted

Why couldn't the boy see the pirate movie? He was blind.

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