- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How come Pluto and Goofy are both dogs, but Goofy can talk and Pluto can't? Goofy sold Pluto into slavery in exchange for the power of human speech.

Why couldn't the 10 year old see the Pirate Movie? Because he was dead...

Knock Knock. Whose there? Not your dead mom.

roses are red, violets are violet

Why couldn't the boy see his sick mother? Because he was blind

what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

whats gay ? you

Wanna here somethin funny? Nope.avi

abcdHIV this disease is killing me

Chuck Norris died.

What do you call a black pilot? Whatever his name is, you racist.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

why do cats hate dogs? because cats were bullied by dogs in highschool.

How many rats live in a llamas stomach? the cats pajamas

Q. How did Kit Kat candy bars get their name? A. It was chosen by manufacturer.

Q: Why do so many of these anti jokes contain refrigerators? A: Seriously I don't know why

Why didn't the man kiss his wife. Because he had no lips.

There is a black man and a Mexican standing near the edge of a cliff, the black man turns to the Mexican and says, "We probably shouldn't stand this close to the edge of a cliff" The Mexican agrees and they step away from the cliff.

Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

How do you kill one Jew. A gun. How do you kill a thousand Jews. With a millon angery germans.

Mitt Romney for president.

What do you call a fridge? Dorothy.

Q: What's the similarity between puzzles and women? A: Prior to the 1920's neither had the right to vote.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who went to the grocery store? She walked in, purchased the items that she specified on her shopping list, then left and went to her daughter's piano recital.

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