Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was infamous for stealing people's laundry, and 6 was insecure about his bare body

What comes after 69? Mouthwash

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

From SpongeBob SquarePants "Hey Patrick, wanna know what's funnier than 24??" - SpongeBob "What?" - Patrick " 25!!!!" - SpongeBob There are a lot of things that are funnier than 24 though.

Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

dead babies

Hey Patrick Yeah? I found something funnier then 24 Give it to me buddy 25

What sucks?

Knock Knock There's no door here, I'm right in front of you.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Who are you?

why couldn't the blonde change the light bulb? because he chose the wrong sized screwdriver from his tool box

knock knock your gay

What's 5+7? Piccillo

What's funnier than a rock. A funny rock.

What's the difference between jelly and jam? A: Nothing Really

what is black and white and red all over a shot to death zebra

A man walks in a bar. He walks out.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm not a very good poet

What do you call all of the skin around the vagina? a women

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

Fuck her

Chuck Norris died.

I like my coffee like I like my women Without a penis

what did Johnny get for Halloween. ebola

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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