- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

What does the black guy say to his black friend? "I like Watermelon, Grape Drink, and Fried Chicken.

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How many Aodhan's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Aodhan's da has already screwed all the lightbulbs...

killing a baby and putting it in one bucket is one thing... but killing a baby and putting it in ten buckets is just insensitive

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Ronald McDonald was chasing him.

"Have you heard the skyscraper joke?" "No." "Oh. Well I don't feel like telling it to you."

Why did the chicken cross the road? There's no way to know. The chicken can't speak any humanly comprehensible languages so any reason we can determine is pure speculation.

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

Q: What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs? A: Russell

Knock knock Who's there? Forever alone Forever alone who? You.

How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

Why did OJ SImpson never get convicted of murder? Because after going to court and proving his innocence a jury of twelve people found him not guilty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause your mom has cancer

Why did the chicken cross the playground? To get to the other slide.

Question : Why did the boy need to change his pants? Answer: During recess, the little boy was running to fast and fell on the ground. Then kid he has been bullying pissed on his leg.

What is the answer to the question of Life, the Universe and Everything? That doesn't make any sense.

Knock knock? Who's there? The WNBA. LOL

What did Mambo say to Jumbo? Nothing. Because they weren't friends.

What's The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup? Roast Beef Is Made From A Cow And Is Commonly Sold At Your Local Arby's.Pea Soup Is Made From Peas And No One Really Likes Pea Soup Anyway So Its Not Really Sold Anywhere.

Where does a leper go every Monday and Wednesday? The dermatologist.

What do you call a black man with scissors.? A Barber.

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