A man walks into a bar. Jeremy Lin congratulates him for being a person.

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What couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats the difference between a baby and a watermelon? ones delicious and the other is a watermelon

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What's funnier than a dead baby? We'll.. Pretty much everything I can think of.

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because he was dead.

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The WNBA.

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A polish, english and african man each were standing on a skyscraper. The african man jumped and died. The polish and enlgish men called 999.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

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Why did the cow go moo, because its a cow

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What's sad about 3 Black Guys in a Camero? It was my car...

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by it surroundings, and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he already ate his dog.

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Kittens.

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A blonde's house is on fire so she calls the fire department and they ask her how to get there. She gives them the address, but they hear her wrong and she dies a horrible fiery death.

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Need homeless tips? Get A Job.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman.

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What did the vapyre eat for dinner? Nothing, they dont exist.

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why did the baby cross the road? i stapled his head to a chicken!

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Hey, want to hear a joke? Women's Rights

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roses are red, violets are blue, I talk to myself, and so do it I.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? A lot of things. Dead babies are not funny.

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What did Billy get his parents for Christmas? Billy's an orphan.

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Yo mommas so stupid, she got raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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