Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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I scream. You scream. We all scream.

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What's funnier than the Holocaust? Nothing.

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Whats worst then the Holocaust? Two holocaust's.

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whats worse than flunking math? death.

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Jim fell of his bike, wanna know how. Someone threw a car at him. Knock knock, who's there, not Jim

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The pennis has a tuff life, his best friend is a pussy, his neighbors is an A hole, his family is nuts, and his master beats him.

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What do u call a black pope? A poooooopppp!

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A black guy walks into a bar with a beatiful parrot on his shoulder. "Wow," says the bartender. "That is really something. Where'd you get it?" The parrot was his fathers. Do to severe mental and physical illness, he can no longer take care of it. He asked his son to take it, those were his last words as he slipped into a coma

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Wife: Do you know what the most untruthful lie I've told you? Husband: What? Wife: That I love you. By the way I'm leaving you for your father. The twins are gay and in love with each other and your daughter is a hooker with AIDS. Your mother killed herself upon hearing all this news. She suffered a lot. Oh, the dog died by rat poisoning that your dad put in the backyard. Bye.

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Two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

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what happened to the chicken that crossed the road? it got hit by a taco truck

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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A man. That is all.

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You want to know what is worse than having a teen parent? Being a teen parent.

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What did the boy with cancer get for christmas? -A haircut

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Why is the little boy crying on the side of the street? He fell and skinned his knee.

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Why was the girl crying? She got kicked in the vagina

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Bert: Hey, what you got there? Sal: Nothing.

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How do you catch a squirrel? Use a live, humane trap, and release it back into the wild afterwards.

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What did the drug addict get for Christmas? He got hepatitis, fired from his job, and nothing from his family because their relationship was badly damaged by his addiction.

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AVI IS A FAG

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What is red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Anti Joke

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