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The man goes to the doctor after just losing his job because his company went under because of the econmic crisis. His house is being foreclosed because without the money from his job he can't afford to pay for his house. His girlfriend also just left him because of recent conflicts about money issues and how she wanted a family and with him jobless it was just out of the question. Man: "Doctor I could really use some good news" Doctor: "You have aids"

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What is this, a center for ants? No, this is a model of the building proportionally smaller than the one we will be building.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, get in the car.

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Q: Why did the Jew have to go to the Holocaust A: Because he was Jewish

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No

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Knock knock. Come in.

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Sit on Santas lap Boner

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What do your friends and a tree have in common? They both die if you set them on fire.

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why did oprah, your mother, and a monkey on a rock have in common? the ability to fornicate

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Why did the bird fall? It was an ostrich

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your mom is so fat she died of brain cancer

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whyo black peopple lie koolade the like the taste

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Roses are red Violets are blue This difference is due largely to the alteration of the white light wavelenght as it excites the electrons in both flowers and the absorption of most of the other colours of the spectrum.

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Q. what has 2 legs and can't walk A. a paraplegic

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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Whats funnier than a anti-joke? 911

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ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What does a tree do all day? Boredom

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why is 6 afraid of 7?? because 7 8 9

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Why is there velcro on the edge of the table. Because its there to hold the microwave.

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