What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing..

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Two colleague janitors sit next to each other in the coffee room, one says to the other: About yesterday... I checked three times and it looks pretty normal. Sorry... I wasn't around to hear the question the other posed the day before, but I heard it's supposed to be pretty funny with this answer. So... Less is better then none, right?

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Why did the dog bark? Who knows, dogs bark for many reasons unknown to humans.

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666 im christian

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Stevie wonder walks across the road without looking both ways.

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Why hasn't Justin Bieber gone through puberty. Usher Chopped his balls off.

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A Horse walks into a Bar The Bartender runs for his life as he is tripping on acid and believes the horse is a sheep. He doesn't like sheep.

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Someone told me about this website.

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Why did Tommy cry? His tear glands emptied out of his eyes

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What did the teacher say to the other teacher? We are both teachers

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Oh, I must be hearing things.

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What animal is green and eats a green rockeater? A green green rockeater eater. What animal is green and eats a green green rockeater eater? A frog.

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Yo mama is so fat, that she recieves an allowance due to being physically disabled.

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What's worse than Bin Weevils? Nick Clegg.

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How many beans are in a soup? Who cares i'm starving, Lets Eat!!!

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Penis in a box.

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Why would anyone try to run from a fight if:Its not the size of the dog in the fight, its the size of the fight in the dog? I wasn't even talking about dogs and fight isn't something in you! Next time, don't listen to your football coach.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Then there was that caveman that ordered a whiskey on the rocks...

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A man, a woman, and their son were happily going out for a nice family dinner. The family they ate wasn't so happy.

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Why was six afraid of seven? It wasn't. Numbers have no feelings.

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Why aren't Anti Jokes funny? Cuz they're against my religion.

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Q:whats the diffrence between a mexican and a deer A:one is a mexican and the other one is a deer

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Because I'm blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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