- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man have cold feet on his wedding day? The wedding was outside in the winter.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who, Your Doctor, you have 5 months to live

Scenario: 2 guys with big feet and a camels Anus are hiking on Mount Everest with a set of elephants dildos Man 1: what's the difference between a Volkswagen and a clock? Man 2: what? Man 1: you can't toboggan of a green house roof with a tub of Vaseline and a ostrich party on lady gaga's Anus

Your momma is so boss that I work for her.

How did the chicken cross the road? He went to the crosswalk so all the cars had to stop for him.

i had a bowl of soup and it was 5 inches in diameter and 3 inches tall. how much soup did i eat? very little because i drank most of it

Bobby walked into a bar. He was then escorted out of the bar and arrested because he was underage.

whats worse then finding out your girlfriend cheated on you.. -9/11

what's funnier than a dead baby? a lot of less tragic things

A guy is playing cod

I went to the doctors the other day for a check up and the doctors says to me "sorry your going to have to stop wanking" and I say to him " what! Why?" and the doctor says "I'm trying to examine you".

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

whats the difference between a black man and a bench a bench can support a family

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Q: how do you get a man with one arm out of a tree? A: shoot him

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A: You can't wear cleats on a trampoline.

whats 2+2? 69 LOL

Q, Where did Rebecca Black go to eat? A. TGI Fridays

This is a funny anti-joke. But you probably don't get it.

Why did the old lady but her Jelly In her roller skates and dress them up like a doll? She has Dementia

Why did the jew break his iPhone? He dropped it when i shot him in the face.

What's the opposite of Them Cox? Deez Nuts

Roses are red, violet are blue I have AIDS

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