why did the old woman die? Because she was too old to live

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I just made up a joke! How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Seven. The ending needs some work...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a car.

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Why don't I ever lmao? Because my ass got bitten off by a bear.

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What's has 4 wheels But ain't a blue car A red car

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Roses are penis Violets are penis I like penis Penis

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Giving birth to the antichrist

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Why did the chicken cross the road? -I don't care

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whats the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes home from camp.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refridgerator What's white heavy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A polar bear

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If through some strange space-time paradox, Chuck Norris ever had to fight himself, Chuck Norris would-- What am I saying, that would never happen!

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What's worse than being swallowed by a blue whale? Being swallowed by a bule whale with herpes.

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What's black and white, and red all over? newspaper...

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So I'm balls deep in this turkey dinner....... then i proceed to ejaculate into it and ruin my family's Thanksgiving along with their perception of me.

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Write your own

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What is fat and ugly? Your American MUM!

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Why does this dog have herpes? Global Warming.

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When I'm through with you... They will never find your body... And even if they did... All they find would be teeth!!!

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What is really hard around Kim Kardashian? Diamonds.

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So a man dipped his balls in sloppy joe sauce.

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Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

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Why couldn't the prostitute count to 70? She grew up in a poor family and couldn't pay for a good education.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Its a chicken, giving it the tendencies to wander if not properly fenced in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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