- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

I used to be a schizophrenic but we're okay now

-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

snooki from jersey shore walks into a bar and gets arrested.

Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet? A: "E"

Hello I'm a fat kid

I feel like am motherf***ing stuck in this dock and it makes me wana quack like what the hell is THAT!

if quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? testicle

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

What do you call a supporter of Barrack Obama? A welfare recipient

What is worse than getting a paper cut? Your whole family dying to MERS in Peru before you were old enough to remember any of them.

i heart wiener

im dylan, i wank over teabaging people on cod

Why does World of Warcraft advertise on Anti-Joke? Because World of Warcraft is funny in anticlimactic and alternative way

Hi my name is Burp -you can call me Bu Nice to meet you

A man sees the doctor. "Doctor, if I hit myself on my head, it hurts, if I hit myself on my arm, it hurts, and if I hit myself on my leg, it hurts as well." "The case is clear. You need to f*ing stop hitting yourself!"

What did the penny say to the other penny? Nothing, because pennies can't talk.

a man and a woman are standing at a bar. they have a few drinks and then go home and die.

Why couldn't Little Timmy see the pirate movie? Because Little Timmy was blind.

Q. What do you call a black priest? A. Holy Shit

9/11

How do you fit 100 charizards into a bus? Put them into pokeballs. Otherwise, there would be no possible way because Charizards are such large creatures.

What's more dangerous than bungee jumping without a rope? Getting into a car with Ben Colbert.

What's the difference between a lamborghini and a sackful of dead babies? one is a car and the other is a grotesque travesty.

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