- Anti Joke

Why is the world round? The early earth was molten, and a liquid in a vacuum subject only to its own gravitational forces will assume the shape of a sphere. Gases will behave in the same manner. The effects of the sun and other planets, plus the rotational effect have caused the earth to assume a round shape.

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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What is brown and sticky? A masturbating Negro.

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what is black and looks like a mushroom? a black mushroom

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Why did the man buy a rope? Because he needed a noose

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A chinese man, a white man, and a black man are all driving on the freeway. They see each other and wave as they all know each other, and then they focus on the road and drive carefully.

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Your brother is so ugly that sometimes he gets teased at schools and comes home crying.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

Why Do Indians Not Like Snow? Because it is white and on their land

Why did the man say how was your day? because it was the end of the day

Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

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Listen I know you're a cat and I'm a cat but I know we can be friends

Why was the kid underwater? He hit a rock.

Person 1: It's your birthday? Person 2: Yeah! Person 1: Oh.

Knock Knock Bark, Bark, Bark, Bark, YELP! Whimper Whimper... Hey man, come on in.

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms. Knock knock? Who's there? NOT TOM

So a man rapes a little girl but rips her eyes out before he does it. In court he said the appropriate thing about this was that she could not see it cuming.

Yo mamas so fat, that she brought a spoon to the super bowl!

Why was the white man arrested? He was a rapist.

you will die someday

Whats worse than ten babies in one bin? One baby in ten bins.

What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey