What do Laura Bush and 9/11 have in common? George Bush did them.

What did the cow call the hen? A hen, what else would you call it?

What do you call a female duck? A duck.

What did Jesus say to the Easter Rabbit? Nothing, it ran off before he could say anything. They're so skiddish, those pesky rabbits...

Yo mamma so fat that she was chosen to be a contestant on the Biggest Loser and we are all so proud of the amount of weight she has lost.

Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? Because they keep falling through the holes in his hands.

Why did the blind man drown? Because he couldn't swim.

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

Q: why did the little girl cry on Christmas? A: because she got a dead cat.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bungee cord? ...an owl with a bungee cord.

Whats funny? Nick Sotelo

whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing you should be worrying about the future not the past.

A Black a Jew and a Pollack walk in to the bar bartender says "how may i help you gentlemen"

When practicing the art of origami and the berrilium dialates, how many quince pies does it take to calculate a tree? Tricycle

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Your computer will self - destruct in 5 seconds

What do you call a lettuce named Andrew? Andrew.

People Eating Tasty Animals

Justin Bieber paid a donation to the anti-homosexual orginization.

little travis puts hedgehogs in his poop chute

Q:how do you brighten up a room? A:you turn on the lamps

What did the prostitute say to the cop? What? I can suck your dick for free Mr. Officer

How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

Pavel Novak

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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