What did the patient say when the doctor told him he had aids? "Oh my god. Are you sure?"

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A man is walking down the street when a woman asks "excuse me, have you got the time?" to which the man replies "Yes..yes i do" the woman thanks him, and continues with her time constricted shannigans.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is large.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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-What's the difference between a frog? - it jumps higher.

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a black father

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Q: Why didn't the chicken cross the road. A: because he's a chicken?

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Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:Why does everyone want to know it's just a chicken

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree ... Because it was dead

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog.

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lololololololololol

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What do you do when you're making out with your girlfriend? Play with another dude's ass.

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Your mom is so fat she has to buy clothes at a Plus-size clothing store.

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Friends and Potatoes are similar...if u eat them try die.

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Q: Why did the young boy run away from girls and screamed that they had cooties? A: That's what little boys do. He also has an abusive home life

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Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

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Why can't Billy ride the bicycle? Billy's a fish.

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Q: Whats funnier than Ryan Vallee? A: The death of your family -RDV

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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what did you call a downer in the medieval times? spazalot

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Get in the van

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How do u know when someone is horny? look at there pants

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so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

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YOU IS DUM

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Anti Joke

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