Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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What band protects hope in current music? Nickelback.

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Sweet! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> Minecraftcodes.info <

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How do you escape a vicious tiger? You cleverly create a distraction so the tiger's focus is not on you. Then, you quickly run away because the tiger doesn't know you are leaving.

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I HATE EVERYTHING OMG PEOPLE SUCK BOYS SUCK IM TAKING MY RAGE OUT ON THE INTERNET FDJKNDLKXC

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How many dead babies can you fit in a cooler? 5. using a blender to puree` = 9

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Why are girls large and round? Because they are raised by wild packs of oompa loompas.

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Ever heard about the gray pipes that ran along the walls? Those pipes transmit gas. Gas killed the jews. You sick fucker.

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How many elephants can you fit in a car? Five. Two in the front, two in the back, and one in the glove compartment.

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I like the Tsarnaev brothers. They ran the Boston marathon and had a BLAST!

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What did the banana say to the bear? Nothing, banana's can't talk.

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You want to hear a joke? Democract

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i felt like burning some calories so i lit a fat kid on fire

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What do you call someone that hates gay people? An asshole.

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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What's white and very boney? A bone

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Im gonna Rape that Liberato kid you was talking about, ALL UP THE ASS i will find him.

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Whats red and hairy ? A carpet !

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Did you hear that Hellen Keller went driving? Now she's also paralyzed.

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how do you fit 100 jews in a car? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back seat, and 95 in the ash tray.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an atheist walk into a bar. They sit down and have a calm discussion about the differences in their beliefs.

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How do you get a blonde to drown herself? Isolate her in an aqueous environment

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what do you call a sock that is no longer white a dirty sock

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A bar walks into a bar, it is then you realize you are in an alternate dimension.

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Anti Joke

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